Movies
"The only thing i'm afraid of, is that you'll love him more than you love me"
(Pearl Harbor)
"But what about the universe?"
"Scrvew de universe!!"
"Scrvew da universe?"
(Dude, where's my car?)
"stupid is as stupid does"
(Forest Gump)
"i'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, you'll be sucking my toes til graduation"
(the faculty)
"When i say booGa booGa, You booGa booGa" "What's booGa booGa?" "I don't kno, but if i saY it, You better f*ckinG fiGure it out!"
(superstar)
"whoever said orange was the new pink, was seriously disturbed"
(legally blonde)
"you can't have roots and wings"
(sweet home alabama)
"there is no spoon"
(the matrix)
"i'm a contradiction"
(the faculty)
"ya kno...you, ah...SUCK!"
(josie and the pussycats)
"i'm getting tickled"
(charlie's angels)
"there's no crying in baseball!"
(a league of their own)
"Who's the geek boy now you spaz!"
(big fat liar)
"It's not impossible...it's inevitable."
(Matrix Revolutions)
"...I was distracted by the half-masitgated cow rolling around in your wide open trap"
(miss congeniality)
"i've already survived you once you smug son of a bitch. the question is, will you survive me?"
(high crimes)
"ugh! Donny, now is NOT the time for the wedgie dance!"
(the wild thornberry's movie)
"why would you wanna marry a girl like me anyway?"
"so that i can kiss you whenever i want"
(sweet home alabama)
"Where are You from, Planet Loser?" "as oPPosed to Planet Look at me, look at me?" (10 thinGs I hate about You)
"where are You Girls GoinG" "well, if u must ask, a small studY group of friends" "also known as an ORGY!" "mr. stradford, it's Just a PartY" "and hell is Just a sauna" (10 thinGs i hate about You)
"Stop dreaming about what you want to do and start doing what you were meant to do"
(the rookie)
"f*ck you titbags!"
(the faculty)
"I'd watch the movie"
(cider houes rules)
"ya know- i've never really understood what that meant, but no, i am not 'shitting' you"
(sweet home alabama)
"we're special"
"yeah, special ED!"
(josie and the pussycats)
"Chinese fighting muffins!"
"They're not chinese and they're not fighting...they're blueberry"
(charlie's angels)
"stupid llama!!" (dude, where's my car?)
"dude, do you ever shut up!?"
(the new guy)
"ignorance is bliss"
(the matrix)
"You're takinG it" (the FacultY)
"that's it, you've lost your 'winging it' privileges!"
(shanghi noon)
"not anxious to die, sir...just anxious to matter"
(pearl harbor)
"WhY live life from dream to dream and dread the daY when dreaminG ends" (Moulin RouGe)
"Thank You CaPtain Obvious!" (Dude, where's mY car?)
"i'm just a girl in front of a guy askin him to love her"
(notting hill)
"there are not enough drugs in this world"
(the faculty)
"why don't you put your freak away before you hurt someone"
(a walk to remember)
"headlines don't sell papes, newsies sell papes"
(newsies)
"dude, u Just touched chrissY boner's hoo-hoo" "ShibbY!!" (dude, where's mY car?)
"Happy?, you doughnut...nazi."
(miss congeniality)
"Just doing my part to the deconstructin of America"
(the faculty)
"love is a manY splendid thinG, love lifts us uP where we belonG, all You need is love!" (Moulin RouGe)
"what do you know, a guy who speaks 'Natalie'"
(charlie's angels)
"that which u have promised you must perform"
(shanghai noon)
"you make sure, that they remember...forever, the night they played the titans"
(remember the titans)
"Without suffering there would be no compassion"
(a walk to remember)
"i was here first!" "shh.." "You shh..!" "shut uP" (Head over heels)
"Look she's gonna cry again...'If i only had a brain'!"
(miss congeniality)
"i'm with it, i Got the 411 and You are not GoinG out and GettinG JiGGy with some boY i don't care how doPe his ride is" "uGGh!!" "mY momma didn't raise no foo." (10 thinGs i hate about You)
"oh stan, all this kissing is making me horny"
"betty, you're like a goat!"
(revenge of the nerds)
"those damn dawson's river kids sleePinG in each other's beds and what not!" (10 thinGs I hate about You)
"it's hard pretending not to care"
(the new guy)
"Guaranteed to Jack You uP" (the FacultY)
"i like that boulder, dat's a nice boulder" (Shrek)
"You don't buY black linGerie, unless You want someone to see them" (10 thinGs i hate about You)
"What'd you tell your father?"
"The truth, i just left you out of it"
(a walk to remember)
"no, i would never bust a caP in ur ass" (save the last dance)
"no matter what i do, theY Just keeP GettinG biGGer!" (Now and Then)
"I'm wearing a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved and I'm armed. DON'T mess with me!"
(miss congeniality)
"god, could i be anymore spastic!"
(legally blonde)
"does that sound gay?"
(the new guy)
"i always wanted to do that"
(the faculty)
"yeah, well you got fairy dust coming outta your ass!"
(get over it)
"Now that's ironic" (TeachinG Mrs. TinGle)
"WhinneY, i smell children.." (Hocus Pocus)
"I can't remember my line!" (moulin rouGe)
"Amuck, amuck, amuck, amuck, auuuhhhh!" (Hocus Pocus)
"You GuYs are suckY boYfriends!" (dude, where's mY car?)
"does the term 'cruel and unusual punishment' mean ANYTHING to you!?!?!"
(remember the titans)
"no! no ProPs in charades! no ProPs and no clothes, uncle Pete's rules" "eewww!" "ok candi, no more stories from the dark farm- PrettY Please!" (head over heels)
"diz Guse not bad!" (head over heels)
"Love is like oxYGen" (moulin rouGe)
"You're Gonna whack me! You're Gonna take me to new JerseY and whack me!" "i'm not Gonna whack You!" (head over heels)
"No! You're just jealous cause i'm pretty!"
(lilo and stitch)
"ooo, Vick is gonna kill you -- you big trouble!"
(miss congeniality)
"Get in the car...bitch"
(bad company)
"do u know how hard it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?!"
(charlie's angels)
"Also cute and fluffy!"
(lilo and stitch)
"i told him smoking would kill him someday"
(XXX)
"punch buggy!"
(lilo and stitch)
"romeo, o romeo. where for art thou romeo? denY thY father and refuse thY name, or if thou wilt not be but sworn my love and i'll no longer be a CaPulet...tis but thY name that is mY enemY, thou art thYself tho not a Montague. Whats' MontaGue? It is nor hand, nor foot, nor arm nor face, nor anY other part belonGinG to a man...O be some other name. What's in a name? that which we call a rose bY anY other word would smell as sweet. so romeo would were he not romeo called, retain that dear Perfection which he owes without that title. o romeo, doff thY name and for thY name, which is no Part of thee, take all mYself." (Romeo and Juliet)
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