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Da Best of Da Best

"It's not having what you want, it's wanting what you've got"

(sheryl crow- soak up the sun)

Lyrics

"seems like each time i'm with you i loose my mind because i'm bending over backwards to relate"

(sum 41- in too deep)

"mirror, mirror on the wall, damn i sure look fine, i don't blame those horny boys...i would make me mine!"

(pink- respect)

"and if you were with me tonite, i'd sing to you just one more time, a song for a heart so big...God wouldn't let it live"

(jimmy eat world - hear you me)

"you kno, you're not fooling anyone when you become somebody else 'round everyone else"

(avril lavigne- complicated)

"You can treat me like a slave and i'll go underground"

(pink- 18 wheeler)

"i'm not the milk and cheerios in your spoon"

(avril lavigne- nobody's fool)

"today i screwed up again, i wasn't paying attention, i walked into the wall again, i heard u laugh and saw u grin..."

(good charlotte- i heard you)

"i need you...by me...beside me to guide me

to hold me...to scold me cas when i'm bad i'm so so bad"

(donna summer- last dance)

"Sometimes, i wish i was brave, i wish i was stronger, i wish i could feel no pain"

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"i wish i made cures for how people are"

(Boxcar Racer- I Feel So)

"you're living proof that dreams come true"

(Will Smith- Just The 2 of Us)

"When i'm horny like thirsty, she's a bottle of water"

(Custom- hey mister)

"You can't see the world through a mirror"

(avril lavigne- too much to ask for)

"it's not just what you say to people and it's not the way you look at me...it's the way you present yourself for all your worst critics to see"

(new found glory- head on collision)

"i think ma butt is big!"

(nelly- hot in here)

"sometimes the things u think would never happen, happen just like that"

(joe nichols- the impossible)

"sometimes i'm clueless and i'm clumsy"

(jessica andrews- who i am)

"she saw his package...from what i know, she says 'it looks like a tube of COOKIE DOUGH!'"

(Golfinger- Mable)

"I'm just a sucker with no self esteem"

(offspring- self esteem)

"i act like shit don't phase me, inside it drives me crazy...my insecurities could eat me alive"

(eminem- hallie's song)

"i'm not gonna cry bout some stupid guy"

(avril lavigne- i don't give a damn)

"some say i'm paranormal, so i just bend their spoon- who wants to be ordinary in a crazy, mixed up world"

(michelle branch- you get me)

"it's like meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife"

(alanis morisette- ironic)

"what the f*ck is wrong with me, don't fit in with anybody"

(simple plan- i'm just a kid)

"nothing can change what you mean to me"

(dj sammy- we're in heaven)

"my worth is not determined by the price of my clothes"

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"i've learned to love myself unconditionally"

(India Aire- video)

"Life is da bubbles!

(Little Mermaid - Under the Sea)

"A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're fast asleep"

(Cinderella - A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes)

"Only love can conquer hate"

(Marvin Gaye - what's going on)

"i'm a meatball"

(atom and his package - meatball)

"you can't cross bridges that you burn"

(good charlotte- ?)

"you're so quick to point the finger, you act like you're shit"

(mest- f*cked up kid)

"everything i am and everything in me wants to be the one you wanted me to be"

(3 doors down- when i'm gone)

"i wish i was too dead to care"

(stonesour- bother)

"Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone"

(John Cougar Mellencamp - ?)

"it's better to have lost love than to paint a smile and pretend"

"the last time you saw me was in a crumpled photograph that missed the flame"

(the Starting Line - Decisions, Decisions)

"why should you only take what you're given"

(newsies - santa fe)

"everybody's got their problems, everybody says the same thing to you, it's just a matter how you solve them"

(sum 41 - hell song)

"with just one more brain, what a half-wit he'd be"

(chicago- funny honey)

"don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you got 'til it's gone"

(counting crows - big yellow taxi)

"i wanna give you, anything you need. what is it you need? is it what i need? i wanna give you, whatever you need. what is it you need? is it within me..."

(Dashboard Confessional - ?)

"Blessed is he who has learned to admire but not envy, to follow but not imitate, to praise but not flatter, and to lead but not manipulate."

~ William Arthur Ward ~

Live and Learn

"if you're alone, i'll be your shadow. if you want to cry, i'll be your shoulder. if you want a hug, i'll be your pillow. if you need to be happy, i'll be your smile. but anytime you need a friend, i'll just be me"

"People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within."
~ Elizabeth Kubler-Ross ~

"Life is unsure, always eat your dessert first."

"After all is said and done, usually more is said."

"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
~ Bernard Meltzer ~

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a dark side, it has a light side, and it holds the Universe together."
~ Carl Zwanig ~

"Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget."
~ G. Randolf ~

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
~ Walter Winchell ~

"The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch swing with, never saying a word, and then walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've ever had."
~ Unknown ~

"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was."

"The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night."
~ Otto von Bismarck ~

"If you can smile when things go wrong then you have someone in mind to blame."

"Down with gravity!"

"If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!?"

"Love is not wanting to sleep because reality is better than a dream"

"What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things."
~ Unknown ~

"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that gives value to survival."
~ C.S. Lewis ~

"The true meaning of life is to plant trees under whose shade you do not expect to sit"
~ Nelson Henderson ~

"The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one."
~ Elbert Hubbard ~

"Life is the art of drawing without an eraser."
~ Unknown ~

"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try."
~ Beverly Sills ~

"Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused"

"No guy is worth your tears and one who is, won't make you cry"

"Friends listen to what you say, but best friends listen to what you DON'T say"

"to the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world"

"Never let go of a dream until your ready to wake up and make it happen"

"dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow"

People

"What am i supposed to do, kick her in the groin?"

"Never underestimate a lady"

"Don't come out tinkle!"

"oh come on, you're in 9th grade- you're supposed to be a dork!"

"Terry cloth is WAY in!"

"what's wrong with feet, they're just like hands only a little smellier!"

"men are always late"